Arnold Braunschwiger

Arnold Braunschwiger is the "Last Action Hero" and a terminator cyborg,also the "Austrian Oak" was a private in the Army and he had such big muscles and he did not need a missle launcher he just threw the missles, then he was transfered to the "Commando Elite" and became "A Real American Hero" he saved the human race from a alien invasion and saved the babes from been raped by the aliens, a movie was made based on his heroics called Duke Nukum and a game Duke Nukem. he was rivaling Chuck Borris who was New Zelands Arnie.​ His filmgraphy is: family of four about a emotionaly unstable Farther with high estrogen.Duke Nukum a film based on him saving humans from aliens wich is a true story acording above this arctical, GI Joe B.A.T. ATAK,based on the line of toys he played Duke who led shipwreck,snake eyes tunnel rat, barrel roll, and air raid to break in the cobra mountin fortress, note air raid and barrel roll where played by dolph lundergren and Jean Claude Van Damme, LA Cop , he played Alex Matrix who was a cop who bashed up zombies and cyborgs, Well thats most of his filmography well almost, find more films Starring arnold at the shops in australia america sweeden and belguim, unfortunly you can't find any in new zeland because of chuck borris. he also is a Action Figure with real clothes and muscle physiques from all his films exept family of four because he did not authorise it because it humilliated him, for gods sake man his a hero why did they put him in it, only toys of him as an action hero you can buy, he has so much infulence over your son he will probaly want to be like him wich is part of his conspirace, his 12 inch figures have flattop haircusts , muscles , real clothes,weapons and a book that teaches you how to be like him.theres a old saying , Barbie for girls,Arnold Braunschwiger for boys. you can buy his toys and movies at a online store called GBAY, he is marriend to Natalie and has a son called arnold braunschwiger mark 2 and a daughter called natalie mark 2. his wife is not a robot but arnie and his kids are cyborgs wich is a combanation of man and machine, Arnold is so tough his heart valve only had 2 leaflets wich a normal one has 3.He is part of a group called the Flattop Joes which includes people who are macho with flattop haircuts and look hypermasculine and are ether cops, soldiers,body builders or action heroes, to join here is the folowing recruirments:first you have to be a real man ,second you can;t be feminine youn have to have a flattop haircut with huge muscles also abs and a square jaw and your ocupation has to be a soldier or a action hero maybe a bodybuilder or any macho job.they have over 100000000,00000000000000,00000000000000 soldiers who are flattop joes who protect the holy gym which has weights will weigh 20000 tons if you put them all togheter and also it has arnold offices where he oversees arnold toy co. the people who make his action figures, arnold food co. the people who make food with no estrogen and finaly arnold weights co who make anabolic steroids weights and testosterone pills, arnold has been critisized for using femnine man labour who are lactating weak not so macho guys who have a estrogen level of 300 and testosterone level of 50, those people are arnies slaves who make his products to promote himself, simmilar to the child labour in china.arnold is not only the governor of calafornia he is the galactic governer of gammar qwadren in sector 2,3,4,5 which includes earth mars and jupitar and 20 percent of the whole universe,he lead the united citizen federation and the mobile infantry to fight the bugs to avenge the desruction of beneto aries. he payed a guy to sing "its a good day to die when you know the reasons why". he also is not only a steroid lord he is a warlord and sent 100000000,000000000 starship troopers to take over a planet destroyed by the sith during the clone wars.after a report that a replicant combat team killed civilans he realised he could use the replicants to kill all rednecks and hipicryotes. big storng tough and increadable awesome this former commando known as Arnold Branschwiger is the legend on a very random wiki universe, or maybe ours.he is age 46 and he makes all his films in his garage which is also his hideout.